Zeke the Streak

by Lee A. Hart


"Pardon me sir, I heard there was some commotion here. Did you see what happened?"

"Yas, I daid! I's deliverin' a package to that there house. When the door opened, this THANG come after me. All teeth and claws, it was! I grabbed my bal, err... box and yelled, "Look out!" But it was too late. He shot right 'tween mah legs and out the door. He was after a squirrel! It runned up a tree, an' sat dere laffin' at him."
"Pardon me sir, it seems there was a disturbance at the park. Did you see what happened?"

"Yas, I daid! I wuz drinkin', err... eatin' muh lunch when this MONSTER come after me. I jumped up on th' picnic table and yelled, "Look out!" But it was too late. He grabbed my weiner right 'tween muh buns and run off. I yelled, "Come back with my hot dog!", but he gobbled it down faster 'n the gov'ment spends money."
"Look! Here he comes agin! And whut's that chasing him? Why, it's a big yaller pussy cat! That dawg ain't dangerous; he's a chicken! C'mere, fellah; I'll pertect ya."

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This one is about Zeke, our Springer Spaniel. It's was inspired by an old Ray Steven's song, "The Streak".

Zeke is the world's friendliest dog, and about as effective a hunter as Elmer Fudd. He has dedicated his life to "food" in all its forms (dog food, people food, things that might be food, that were once food, or that came near food, etc.)


A poem by Lee A. Hart, © 1984-2023 by Lee A. Hart. Created 3/6/2012. Last updated 3/24/2023.
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